Phone (R2)

[bathymetric]

Thanks to the wonders of technology, you can make direct contact with The Captain through both the text or audio features on your devices. Please list IC week and day in the subject line.

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Comments

[sharddrive]

totally agree there

if you let us go now I can give a soft maybe on only beating you up a little bit

[bathymetric]

Ooh, now that's an offer.

But you know, I'm gonna have to pass. See, I'm going to outlive your warranty and all.

[sharddrive]

my warranty's renewed itself a few times already

[There's a short pause after that]

no wait

that's dumb


i blame you for bringing it up

[bathymetric]

HA
hahahahhahaaa

that's me laughing if you couldn't tell.

[sharddrive]

what, did you finally look in a mirror

[bathymetric]

Cute!
Call me again when you've updated to comebacks 2.0, kay?

[sharddrive]

to do that I'd need network access, mind letting me in?

[bathymetric]

Oooh, sorry. Pretty sure you're not compatible with the wifi. Sorry. Nothing I can do.

[sharddrive]

bet i am

what's the password

is it lonelyCaptain1, that seems about right

2/3

[sharddrive]

lonelyCaptain2
lonelyCaptain3
lonelyCaptain4

[This goes on for a while.]

is it "swordfish", you seem like a swordfish kind of guy
or "password"
reverse psychology

3/3

[sharddrive]

[After a while there's a long pause in communication before Shard's next text.]

oh shit this thing has other colors!

[bathymetric]

Look at this guy, he didn't even know about the colors.

[sharddrive]

must've missed it in that super detailed and definitely competently-written instruction manual you gave us