Kitty! - A very fluffy longhair calico. She seems to be quite intelligent. 38. Punk Jeans - A pair of black skinny jeans torn and safety pinned back together so thoroughly, you’re not sure how much of the fabric is left. But hey, they fit! 32. Velvet Cape - A full velvet cape, perfect for swishing around and pretending you’re either an old-timey aristocrat or a vampire. Also useful if you wanna get a LARP started in here. 27. 9999 in 1 Game Device - A handheld device for playing retro games! There’s actually only about twenty, they just repeat in the menu until they reach 9999. Also they all suck. 67. Corkboard - A small bulletin board with some pins stuck into it! Perfect for making intricate displays about how everything’s connected, or about non-existent workers in the building you work at. 11. Ten-Gallon Hat - A hat perfect for wearing in a western - or on stage singing country music. Yeehaw! 69. A Cool Refreshing Beverage - Nice! 46. Hand Bra - Who the heck left this in here? It almost seems like it belongs in a whole other world. Ye Drustaniad: Secrets of ye Heart: An ancient, threadbare book with a bookmark marking the pages with the following passage.
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38. Punk Jeans - A pair of black skinny jeans torn and safety pinned back together so thoroughly, you’re not sure how much of the fabric is left. But hey, they fit!
32. Velvet Cape - A full velvet cape, perfect for swishing around and pretending you’re either an old-timey aristocrat or a vampire. Also useful if you wanna get a LARP started in here.
27. 9999 in 1 Game Device - A handheld device for playing retro games! There’s actually only about twenty, they just repeat in the menu until they reach 9999. Also they all suck.
67. Corkboard - A small bulletin board with some pins stuck into it! Perfect for making intricate displays about how everything’s connected, or about non-existent workers in the building you work at.
11. Ten-Gallon Hat - A hat perfect for wearing in a western - or on stage singing country music. Yeehaw!
69. A Cool Refreshing Beverage - Nice!
46. Hand Bra - Who the heck left this in here? It almost seems like it belongs in a whole other world.
Ye Drustaniad: Secrets of ye Heart: An ancient, threadbare book with a bookmark marking the pages with the following passage.