68. Foam Dart Pistol - A small pistol that uses pressurized air to shoot foam darts! No notable brand, but it works well enough.
47. Bootleg Bear Plush - A plush of some strange bear that’s black on its right side and white on its left, with one poorly-stitched red eye. Who is he? Why is he here? He has a terrible aura...
04. Hot Sauce - A bottle of very strong hot sauce! Use at your own risk!
51. Shovel - A normal shovel. For digging. You know, with all the dirt you have access to.
20. Wooden Flute - Hand-carved and actually really nice. There’s not even really a drawback to this one.
55. Free Trial Disc - A CD advertising 2000 hours of free internet. Man, these sure have gotten desperate, huh?
21. Non-Descript Golden Man Award - A gold statue of a blank man, sized to be held in one hand! A sign on the bottom says it’s for… Best Grandma? Unfortunately it’s not even made out of gold, it’s just gold-painted bronze.
24. Black Lotuss - Oh man, this is like the most expensive trading card in the… hang on now, it’s counterfeit! What a ripoff!
46. Hand Bra - Who the heck left this in here? It almost seems like it belongs in a whole other world.