1. 59. “Extra-Large Spice Grinder” - It’s. It’s just a full-on Medieval-style mace. 2. 39. Bathrobe - A cheap deep red bathrobe, for when you want to look classy in your study but you just aren’t the kind of person with money for things like “a study” or “books” or “quality fabric.” The Head-Turner: An outfit for those with a taste for teal. 4. 14. Waterfall Poster - A full-size wall poster with a beautiful photo of Victoria Falls, the largest waterfall in the world. If you’re not into Rita Hayworth, this might be a useful tool to help you break out of here. 5. 54. The Dreaded Knarrevik - An IKEA-branded nightstand! Comes unassembled in-box with the instructions missing. Good luck! 6. 02. BBQ Sauce - A bottle of… barbeque sauce. Might be cool if you had, like, a barbeque! 7. 29. Monopoly - An obscure version of Monopoly based on a cartoon you’ve never heard of called “The Rocket Kids.” But hey, it’s still Monopoly, everyone’s favorite game for building closer bonds with your friends and family! 8. 25. Box of Chocolates - Wow, it’s just like life! Careful not to grab the one that just kinda tastes like it’s full of shampoo. 9. 63. Action Figure - A classic action figure of… well he has muscles and a sword? You don’t recognize him, but he feels like at least five to ten cartoon protagonists from a certain time period. 10. 36. Weirdly Specific T-Shirt - Hang on, how many people does this actually apply to? Also it’s like size XXXL.
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2. 39. Bathrobe - A cheap deep red bathrobe, for when you want to look classy in your study but you just aren’t the kind of person with money for things like “a study” or “books” or “quality fabric.”
The Head-Turner: An outfit for those with a taste for teal.
4. 14. Waterfall Poster - A full-size wall poster with a beautiful photo of Victoria Falls, the largest waterfall in the world. If you’re not into Rita Hayworth, this might be a useful tool to help you break out of here.
5. 54. The Dreaded Knarrevik - An IKEA-branded nightstand! Comes unassembled in-box with the instructions missing. Good luck!
6. 02. BBQ Sauce - A bottle of… barbeque sauce. Might be cool if you had, like, a barbeque!
7. 29. Monopoly - An obscure version of Monopoly based on a cartoon you’ve never heard of called “The Rocket Kids.” But hey, it’s still Monopoly, everyone’s favorite game for building closer bonds with your friends and family!
8. 25. Box of Chocolates - Wow, it’s just like life! Careful not to grab the one that just kinda tastes like it’s full of shampoo.
9. 63. Action Figure - A classic action figure of… well he has muscles and a sword? You don’t recognize him, but he feels like at least five to ten cartoon protagonists from a certain time period.
10. 36. Weirdly Specific T-Shirt - Hang on, how many people does this actually apply to? Also it’s like size XXXL.