28. Toy Laser Sword - A toy sword handle with a collapsible blade in one of several different colors! Not affiliated with any existing multimedia franchise. 05. Tea Variety Pack - An assortment of different teas, mostly green tea blends. If you find one you like, better hope another one of these drops, because there’s only one of each in here! (cw drugs) Weed - Weed, marijuana, pot, ganja - whatever you call it, it’ll still get you hella high. 39. Bathrobe - A cheap deep red bathrobe, for when you want to look classy in your study but you just aren’t the kind of person with money for things like “a study” or “books” or “quality fabric.” 62. An Egg - Can the vending machine offer you one of these in this trying time? Hard-boiled, at least. 49. Charlie Pants - A doll of a just wildly creepy-looking clown. Revenge Notes: Pages on pages of a gloating villainous monologue, heavily underlined and capitalized, which seem to be addressed to a Scrooge McDuck. They're definitely out of order. 35. Labcoat - A standard white labcoat, perfect for pretending you’re a lab assistant to some kind of professor! Chaos Emerald - A beautifully polished cyan gemstone said to hold immense power, like Baja Blast Mountain Dew. 32. Velvet Cape - A full velvet cape, perfect for swishing around and pretending you’re either an old-timey aristocrat or a vampire. Also useful if you wanna get a LARP started in here.
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05. Tea Variety Pack - An assortment of different teas, mostly green tea blends. If you find one you like, better hope another one of these drops, because there’s only one of each in here!
(cw drugs) Weed - Weed, marijuana, pot, ganja - whatever you call it, it’ll still get you hella high.
39. Bathrobe - A cheap deep red bathrobe, for when you want to look classy in your study but you just aren’t the kind of person with money for things like “a study” or “books” or “quality fabric.”
62. An Egg - Can the vending machine offer you one of these in this trying time? Hard-boiled, at least.
49. Charlie Pants - A doll of a just wildly creepy-looking clown.
Revenge Notes: Pages on pages of a gloating villainous monologue, heavily underlined and capitalized, which seem to be addressed to a Scrooge McDuck. They're definitely out of order.
35. Labcoat - A standard white labcoat, perfect for pretending you’re a lab assistant to some kind of professor!
Chaos Emerald - A beautifully polished cyan gemstone said to hold immense power, like Baja Blast Mountain Dew.
32. Velvet Cape - A full velvet cape, perfect for swishing around and pretending you’re either an old-timey aristocrat or a vampire. Also useful if you wanna get a LARP started in here.