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Unknown Seas Mods / NPCs ([personal profile] bathymetric) wrote 2021-02-01 01:29 am (UTC)

CONGRATULATIONS

15. Malört - A bottle of a foul-tasting liquor produced and distributed exclusively in Chicago, Illinois. It’s literally named after wormwood, if you don’t like strong and bitter alcohol you’ll probably have a bad time.
59. “Extra-Large Spice Grinder” - It’s. It’s just a full-on Medieval-style mace.
17. Mango - A relatively high-quality mango, which might be surprising the longer into this whole thing you get one out of the machine. You could make a religion out of this.
34. Blobfish Kigurumi - No one asked for this. No one needed to bring this into the world.
44. Bible+ - A copy of the Bible! Hang on, there’s an extra section at the back… why is there Bible fanfiction in here?
25. Box of Chocolates - Wow, it’s just like life! Careful not to grab the one that just kinda tastes like it’s full of shampoo.

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