57. “Letter Opener” - A serrated combat knife that wouldn’t be out of place trying to survive in the wilderness. 55. Free Trial Disc - A CD advertising 2000 hours of free internet. Man, these sure have gotten desperate, huh? Riding crop: A crop with an ornate gold hilt that has a button of some kind on the grip. Getting hit by this looks like it hurts. 42. Gingerbread House - A whole elegantly designed gingerbread house with all kinds of candy accents. 47. Bootleg Bear Plush - A plush of some strange bear that’s black on its right side and white on its left, with one poorly-stitched red eye. Who is he? Why is he here? He has a terrible aura... 20. Wooden Flute - Hand-carved and actually really nice. There’s not even really a drawback to this one. Forget-Me-Nots: A rather impressive bouquet of small blue flowers. It is said these particular flowers represent true love and respect to give to someone you never want to forget. 43. Freeze-Dried Ice Cream - Pretend you’re an astronaut! Only available in vanilla, but there's an ad on the back for other flavors. 01. Globe - A spinning globe of the Earth! Country lines guaranteed accurate at… some point in time! 50. Parkour 101 - A handbook on how to do all kinds of sick jumps and flips and things that cool kids did in whatever year it was when parkour was hilariously big. Would probably be more useful outside of your current environment.
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55. Free Trial Disc - A CD advertising 2000 hours of free internet. Man, these sure have gotten desperate, huh?
Riding crop: A crop with an ornate gold hilt that has a button of some kind on the grip. Getting hit by this looks like it hurts.
42. Gingerbread House - A whole elegantly designed gingerbread house with all kinds of candy accents.
47. Bootleg Bear Plush - A plush of some strange bear that’s black on its right side and white on its left, with one poorly-stitched red eye. Who is he? Why is he here? He has a terrible aura...
20. Wooden Flute - Hand-carved and actually really nice. There’s not even really a drawback to this one.
Forget-Me-Nots: A rather impressive bouquet of small blue flowers. It is said these particular flowers represent true love and respect to give to someone you never want to forget.
43. Freeze-Dried Ice Cream - Pretend you’re an astronaut! Only available in vanilla, but there's an ad on the back for other flavors.
01. Globe - A spinning globe of the Earth! Country lines guaranteed accurate at… some point in time!
50. Parkour 101 - A handbook on how to do all kinds of sick jumps and flips and things that cool kids did in whatever year it was when parkour was hilariously big. Would probably be more useful outside of your current environment.