21. Non-Descript Golden Man Award - A gold statue of a blank man, sized to be held in one hand! A sign on the bottom says it’s for… Best Grandma? Unfortunately it’s not even made out of gold, it’s just gold-painted bronze.
52. Do-It-Yourself Mime Kit - A very fancy makeup kit! All in shades of white and black. If being a mime isn’t your thing, it might Miraculously help you fit in with a different group of people…
24. Black Lotuss - Oh man, this is like the most expensive trading card in the… hang on now, it’s counterfeit! What a ripoff!
53. Origami Instructions - A book of instructions on how to fold paper into cool things! Unfortunately, it doesn’t actually come with any paper.
22. Live Bait - A styrofoam cup just… full of worms. In case you want to go fishing, or pull a really mean prank!
09. Scarf - An incredibly comfortable scarf, if you don’t mind the dull brown color.
28. Toy Laser Sword - A toy sword handle with a collapsible blade in one of several different colors! Not affiliated with any existing multimedia franchise.
35. Labcoat - A standard white labcoat, perfect for pretending you’re a lab assistant to some kind of professor!
32. Velvet Cape - A full velvet cape, perfect for swishing around and pretending you’re either an old-timey aristocrat or a vampire. Also useful if you wanna get a LARP started in here.
Athos: A stuffed animal of a pink tiger-like monster with a bow on the tail.