32. Velvet Cape - A full velvet cape, perfect for swishing around and pretending you’re either an old-timey aristocrat or a vampire. Also useful if you wanna get a LARP started in here. 22. Live Bait - A styrofoam cup just… full of worms. In case you want to go fishing, or pull a really mean prank! 09. Scarf - An incredibly comfortable scarf, if you don’t mind the dull brown color. 61. “Social Distancing Device” - A six-foot-long staff, with a pointed blade at the end. Yep, it’s a spear! Has all the powers of a spear, too. Like stabbing. House-Shaped Capsule - A small container with a strange drawing inside. Holding the capsule will cause various voices to warble in your ear, though you can only make out snatches of conversation. 11. Ten-Gallon Hat - A hat perfect for wearing in a western - or on stage singing country music. Yeehaw! 55. Free Trial Disc - A CD advertising 2000 hours of free internet. Man, these sure have gotten desperate, huh?
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22. Live Bait - A styrofoam cup just… full of worms. In case you want to go fishing, or pull a really mean prank!
09. Scarf - An incredibly comfortable scarf, if you don’t mind the dull brown color.
61. “Social Distancing Device” - A six-foot-long staff, with a pointed blade at the end. Yep, it’s a spear! Has all the powers of a spear, too. Like stabbing.
House-Shaped Capsule - A small container with a strange drawing inside. Holding the capsule will cause various voices to warble in your ear, though you can only make out snatches of conversation.
11. Ten-Gallon Hat - A hat perfect for wearing in a western - or on stage singing country music. Yeehaw!
55. Free Trial Disc - A CD advertising 2000 hours of free internet. Man, these sure have gotten desperate, huh?