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Sep. 21st, 2021 08:46 pm
Good morning, New Rapture! Here are your morning announcements for today, DECEMBER 25TH. Merry Christmas to all those who celebrate, and a Merry [ZZZZZT] to [VVVVVVVT]. The Founders would like to remind you that the Recreation District is open to any planned events, in particular the [KKKKHHHHH]-
- and work should be finished on the [VVRRRRRRR] within the expected timeframe. Those of you who have received invitations to the New Years Ball will be pleased to know that you can expect-
- all workers will receive a bonus of 50 units of Universal Rapture SuperScrip within the next business week, in addition to whatever your employer has seen fit to offer you. Good Evening, New Rapture. From all of us at [KKKKKKT], may your days be merry and bright.
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Mayor wants the new security protocols in place before the New Year's Ball. Somethin' about how he's always on edge this time of year - somethin' in the Mayor's past, I don't get paid enough to care. We cooked up some wicked good stuff, too, but I gotta ask myself - just who the hell does he think is going to be able to even GET to New Rapture, let alone attack it? Like what, we gotta be able to do some impenetrable lockdown "just in case?" Who are we keeping out, exactly?
Dunno. Our Big Cheese just seems like a smarter guy than that. I mean he built this whole place himself, right? All the other Founders are only here 'cause of-
Oh! Yeah, sorry boss. Trying out this whole journaling thing, you know how it is.
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Good morning, New Rapture! Here are your morning announcements for today, DECEMBER 31ST. First and foremost, the New Years Ball is tonight. For those unable to attend, or unfortunate enough to not have received an invitation, please tune in to a live television broadcast of the [KRRRRRRRRRT] this evening at midnight. You know you won't want to miss it.
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Feeling down and out? Left behind and in the dust? Well, turn that frown upside-down, mister! Fontaine Futuristics is here for YOU! Purchase one of our many incredibly innovative items from any vending machine in our fair city, OR give your career a jump-start and apply for a job in one of our factories or laboratories! From the lines that bring you your power every day, to the vehicles that get you where you need to go, to innovative research into empowering the individual and exploring where no man has gone before, Fontaine Futuristics is, well, the future!
This weekend, come on down to any Fontaine Futuristics outlet to look at our new line of-
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Good morning, New Rapture. It's January. A new year. Let's get started.
- and work should be finished on the [VVRRRRRRR] within the expected timeframe. Those of you who have received invitations to the New Years Ball will be pleased to know that you can expect-
- all workers will receive a bonus of 50 units of Universal Rapture SuperScrip within the next business week, in addition to whatever your employer has seen fit to offer you. Good Evening, New Rapture. From all of us at [KKKKKKT], may your days be merry and bright.
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Mayor wants the new security protocols in place before the New Year's Ball. Somethin' about how he's always on edge this time of year - somethin' in the Mayor's past, I don't get paid enough to care. We cooked up some wicked good stuff, too, but I gotta ask myself - just who the hell does he think is going to be able to even GET to New Rapture, let alone attack it? Like what, we gotta be able to do some impenetrable lockdown "just in case?" Who are we keeping out, exactly?
Dunno. Our Big Cheese just seems like a smarter guy than that. I mean he built this whole place himself, right? All the other Founders are only here 'cause of-
Oh! Yeah, sorry boss. Trying out this whole journaling thing, you know how it is.
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Good morning, New Rapture! Here are your morning announcements for today, DECEMBER 31ST. First and foremost, the New Years Ball is tonight. For those unable to attend, or unfortunate enough to not have received an invitation, please tune in to a live television broadcast of the [KRRRRRRRRRT] this evening at midnight. You know you won't want to miss it.
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Feeling down and out? Left behind and in the dust? Well, turn that frown upside-down, mister! Fontaine Futuristics is here for YOU! Purchase one of our many incredibly innovative items from any vending machine in our fair city, OR give your career a jump-start and apply for a job in one of our factories or laboratories! From the lines that bring you your power every day, to the vehicles that get you where you need to go, to innovative research into empowering the individual and exploring where no man has gone before, Fontaine Futuristics is, well, the future!
This weekend, come on down to any Fontaine Futuristics outlet to look at our new line of-
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Good morning, New Rapture. It's January. A new year. Let's get started.
