18. Wizard Hat - A big pointy blue and silver hat! For commanding mystical energies, or maybe just looking like a dork. 75. Prosecutor’s Badge - Show it to everyone you know! You’re an officially licensed prosecuting attorney! Correspondence Box: A deceptively small, extremely heavy chest, packed with 750 years of letters and a Baskin-Robbins coupon. (Courtesy of Nandor) 15. 9999 in 1 Game Device - A handheld device for playing retro games! There’s actually only about twenty, they just repeat in the menu until they reach 9999. Also they all suck. 30. I Can’t Believe it’s Not Margarine! - A single stick of unsalted butter. Better refrigerate it. 50. Corkboard - A small bulletin board with some pins stuck into it! Perfect for making intricate displays about how everything’s connected, or about non-existent workers in the building you work at. 23. Wetsuit - A full skintight wetsuit! Somehow, despite the random nature of the vending machine, it fits you perfectly. 51. Foam Dart Pistol - A small pistol that uses pressurized air to shoot foam darts! No notable brand, but it works well enough. Barda’s Memorial Photo - A photo of a powerful woman in a bikini, with Zinda in a swimsuit perched on her arm. 79. Like A Jellyfish Or Something? - A small plastic figure of this thing.
CONGRATULATIONS
75. Prosecutor’s Badge - Show it to everyone you know! You’re an officially licensed prosecuting attorney!
Correspondence Box: A deceptively small, extremely heavy chest, packed with 750 years of letters and a Baskin-Robbins coupon. (Courtesy of Nandor)
15. 9999 in 1 Game Device - A handheld device for playing retro games! There’s actually only about twenty, they just repeat in the menu until they reach 9999. Also they all suck.
30. I Can’t Believe it’s Not Margarine! - A single stick of unsalted butter. Better refrigerate it.
50. Corkboard - A small bulletin board with some pins stuck into it! Perfect for making intricate displays about how everything’s connected, or about non-existent workers in the building you work at.
23. Wetsuit - A full skintight wetsuit! Somehow, despite the random nature of the vending machine, it fits you perfectly.
51. Foam Dart Pistol - A small pistol that uses pressurized air to shoot foam darts! No notable brand, but it works well enough.
Barda’s Memorial Photo - A photo of a powerful woman in a bikini, with Zinda in a swimsuit perched on her arm.
79. Like A Jellyfish Or Something? - A small plastic figure of this thing.