49. At-Home Planetarium - A glass ball that lights up and projects stars! Doesn’t work if the room is too big or if the lights are on, though. 36. Shovel - A normal shovel. For digging. You know, with all the dirt you have access to. Beary Loud Outfit - Have you ever wanted to wear a jacket with plush bears on the arms with yellow pleather pants and platform sneakers? No? That's coward's talk. (Courtesy of Jobu) 57. Atlas Shrugged - A hardbound copy of Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand! Makes for poor reading, but fantastic kindling! 44. “Personal Space Reminder” - A small handheld device that, when you press a button, generates an external current of electricity. Could be dangerous if you touched someone with the electric parts! 11. Non-Descript Golden Man Award - A gold statue of a blank man, sized to be held in one hand! A sign on the bottom says it’s for… Best Grandma? Unfortunately it’s not even made out of gold, it’s just gold-painted bronze. 65. The Lusty Argonian Maid - A set of two books, containing the worst euphemisms the world has ever seen. Somehow, this bodice-ripper is very popular. 40. Pin-Up Calendar? - A calendar for the year 1965, featuring lurid pictures of… large men in full diving suits? Brynhildr - A blue tome with gold inscriptions all over the cover. It looks like it's probably capable of all sorts of arcane things if you know how to use it. Unfortunately, no one here knows how to use it. 66. Teacher of the Year Plaque - It's a wooden plaque with a red apple on it, proclaiming someone named William Schuester the Teacher of the Year in 2012...except there's sloppy quotes carved around the word Teacher. How rude!
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36. Shovel - A normal shovel. For digging. You know, with all the dirt you have access to.
Beary Loud Outfit - Have you ever wanted to wear a jacket with plush bears on the arms with yellow pleather pants and platform sneakers? No? That's coward's talk. (Courtesy of Jobu)
57. Atlas Shrugged - A hardbound copy of Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand! Makes for poor reading, but fantastic kindling!
44. “Personal Space Reminder” - A small handheld device that, when you press a button, generates an external current of electricity. Could be dangerous if you touched someone with the electric parts!
11. Non-Descript Golden Man Award - A gold statue of a blank man, sized to be held in one hand! A sign on the bottom says it’s for… Best Grandma? Unfortunately it’s not even made out of gold, it’s just gold-painted bronze.
65. The Lusty Argonian Maid - A set of two books, containing the worst euphemisms the world has ever seen. Somehow, this bodice-ripper is very popular.
40. Pin-Up Calendar? - A calendar for the year 1965, featuring lurid pictures of… large men in full diving suits?
Brynhildr - A blue tome with gold inscriptions all over the cover. It looks like it's probably capable of all sorts of arcane things if you know how to use it. Unfortunately, no one here knows how to use it.
66. Teacher of the Year Plaque - It's a wooden plaque with a red apple on it, proclaiming someone named William Schuester the Teacher of the Year in 2012...except there's sloppy quotes carved around the word Teacher. How rude!