67. Lemon - This is a lemon. 18. Wizard Hat - A big pointy blue and silver hat! For commanding mystical energies, or maybe just looking like a dork. 51. Foam Dart Pistol - A small pistol that uses pressurized air to shoot foam darts! No notable brand, but it works well enough. Kung-fu movie DVD - That's what it says on and suggests on the cover, but if anyone actually pops this thing into a DVD player, the footage has been replaced with hour long footage of two grown hairy men in pink speedos crying and slapping each other. (Courtesy of Dandy) 35. Plastic Mask - For when you want to look… Handsome. 32. Bootleg Bear Plush - A plush of some strange bear that’s black on its right side and white on its left, with one poorly-stitched red eye. Who is he? Why is he here? He has a terrible aura... 49. At-Home Planetarium - A glass ball that lights up and projects stars! Doesn’t work if the room is too big or if the lights are on, though. 19. Velvet Cape - A full velvet cape, perfect for swishing around and pretending you’re either an old-timey aristocrat or a vampire. Also useful if you wanna get a LARP started in here. 39. The Dreaded Knarrevik - An IKEA-branded nightstand! Comes unassembled in-box with the instructions missing. Good luck! Glühendes Herz: The fastest broom in the Demon Realm. Normally capable of breaking the sound barrier, for now it's just a really extra-looking bagless vacuum cleaner.
BONUS COIN (Courtesy of Seo): 82. Alien Buddy - A handsome friend. About the size of a small-to-medium-sized child?
CONGRATULATIONS
18. Wizard Hat - A big pointy blue and silver hat! For commanding mystical energies, or maybe just looking like a dork.
51. Foam Dart Pistol - A small pistol that uses pressurized air to shoot foam darts! No notable brand, but it works well enough.
Kung-fu movie DVD - That's what it says on and suggests on the cover, but if anyone actually pops this thing into a DVD player, the footage has been replaced with hour long footage of two grown hairy men in pink speedos crying and slapping each other. (Courtesy of Dandy)
35. Plastic Mask - For when you want to look… Handsome.
32. Bootleg Bear Plush - A plush of some strange bear that’s black on its right side and white on its left, with one poorly-stitched red eye. Who is he? Why is he here? He has a terrible aura...
49. At-Home Planetarium - A glass ball that lights up and projects stars! Doesn’t work if the room is too big or if the lights are on, though.
19. Velvet Cape - A full velvet cape, perfect for swishing around and pretending you’re either an old-timey aristocrat or a vampire. Also useful if you wanna get a LARP started in here.
39. The Dreaded Knarrevik - An IKEA-branded nightstand! Comes unassembled in-box with the instructions missing. Good luck!
Glühendes Herz: The fastest broom in the Demon Realm. Normally capable of breaking the sound barrier, for now it's just a really extra-looking bagless vacuum cleaner.
BONUS COIN (Courtesy of Seo):
82. Alien Buddy - A handsome friend. About the size of a small-to-medium-sized child?