Accession Day Gift: Two obviously handmade fabric dolls. 57. Atlas Shrugged - A hardbound copy of Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand! Makes for poor reading, but fantastic kindling! 39. The Dreaded Knarrevik - An IKEA-branded nightstand! Comes unassembled in-box with the instructions missing. Good luck! The Mute’s Hat: A black top hat, partially wrapped in black cloth. There’s so much fabric that it trails off from the top. (Courtesy of the Undertaker) 38. Origami Instructions - A book of instructions on how to fold paper into cool things! Unfortunately, it doesn’t actually come with any paper. 59. VILE-Brand Pen - A souvenir waterproof pen with the acronym VILE on it. Great for signing checks! 57. Atlas Shrugged - A hardbound copy of Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand! Makes for poor reading, but fantastic kindling! 50. Corkboard - A small bulletin board with some pins stuck into it! Perfect for making intricate displays about how everything’s connected, or about non-existent workers in the building you work at. 65. Pool Raft - A pool float that resembles one of the passengers on the boat. There's a face-sitting joke here, I think. Cool Shades - You can absolutely pull these off, believe in the me who believes in you! 31. Hand Bra - Who the heck left this in here? It almost seems like it belongs in a whole other world.
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57. Atlas Shrugged - A hardbound copy of Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand! Makes for poor reading, but fantastic kindling!
39. The Dreaded Knarrevik - An IKEA-branded nightstand! Comes unassembled in-box with the instructions missing. Good luck!
The Mute’s Hat: A black top hat, partially wrapped in black cloth. There’s so much fabric that it trails off from the top. (Courtesy of the Undertaker)
38. Origami Instructions - A book of instructions on how to fold paper into cool things! Unfortunately, it doesn’t actually come with any paper.
59. VILE-Brand Pen - A souvenir waterproof pen with the acronym VILE on it. Great for signing checks!
57. Atlas Shrugged - A hardbound copy of Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand! Makes for poor reading, but fantastic kindling!
50. Corkboard - A small bulletin board with some pins stuck into it! Perfect for making intricate displays about how everything’s connected, or about non-existent workers in the building you work at.
65. Pool Raft - A pool float that resembles one of the passengers on the boat. There's a face-sitting joke here, I think.
Cool Shades - You can absolutely pull these off, believe in the me who believes in you!
31. Hand Bra - Who the heck left this in here? It almost seems like it belongs in a whole other world.