35. Plastic Mask - For when you want to look… Handsome. 14. Coconut - It’s a coconut. Secretly, as a food famous for floating, it’s suffering more than any of you, but it refuses to complain… ’Invincible Rainbow Arrow’: a disc that contains a recording of A-Set’s song ‘Invincible Rainbow Arrow’. Choreography not included. (Courtesy of Aiba) 48. Incredible Soaking Device - A water gun! Surely you will all be very responsible with this. 55. Pep Bar - Sort of a combination energy and candy bar? Guaranteed to put a pep in your step! 62. Inflatable Crocodile - An inflatable crocodile that one can lounge on! Love the crocodile. Be the crocodile. Pink Dino Charge Morpher - Is this some sort of gun? It can shoot nerf darts, but you get the sense that it’s supposed to do something very different. 24. Punk Jeans - A pair of black skinny jeans torn and safety pinned back together so thoroughly, you’re not sure how much of the fabric is left. But hey, they fit! 82. Alien Buddy - A handsome friend. About the size of a small-to-medium-sized child? 11. Non-Descript Golden Man Award - A gold statue of a blank man, sized to be held in one hand! A sign on the bottom says it’s for… Best Grandma? Unfortunately it’s not even made out of gold, it’s just gold-painted bronze.
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14. Coconut - It’s a coconut. Secretly, as a food famous for floating, it’s suffering more than any of you, but it refuses to complain…
’Invincible Rainbow Arrow’: a disc that contains a recording of A-Set’s song ‘Invincible Rainbow Arrow’. Choreography not included. (Courtesy of Aiba)
48. Incredible Soaking Device - A water gun! Surely you will all be very responsible with this.
55. Pep Bar - Sort of a combination energy and candy bar? Guaranteed to put a pep in your step!
62. Inflatable Crocodile - An inflatable crocodile that one can lounge on! Love the crocodile. Be the crocodile.
Pink Dino Charge Morpher - Is this some sort of gun? It can shoot nerf darts, but you get the sense that it’s supposed to do something very different.
24. Punk Jeans - A pair of black skinny jeans torn and safety pinned back together so thoroughly, you’re not sure how much of the fabric is left. But hey, they fit!
82. Alien Buddy - A handsome friend. About the size of a small-to-medium-sized child?
11. Non-Descript Golden Man Award - A gold statue of a blank man, sized to be held in one hand! A sign on the bottom says it’s for… Best Grandma? Unfortunately it’s not even made out of gold, it’s just gold-painted bronze.