53. Gamer Fuel - It’s.... a salt shaker? Full of salt? 74. Those Who Sunbathe In The Dark - A beach towel with an interesting design. 15. 9999 in 1 Game Device - A handheld device for playing retro games! There’s actually only about twenty, they just repeat in the menu until they reach 9999. Also they all suck. Raccaccoonie - The heartwarming tale of a young man learning how to spin an egg on a spatula with the help of the raccoon under his chef's hat. Is there even anything here that can play a blu-ray? (A blu-ray player will appear in the theater). 31. Hand Bra - Who the heck left this in here? It almost seems like it belongs in a whole other world. 11. Non-Descript Golden Man Award - A gold statue of a blank man, sized to be held in one hand! A sign on the bottom says it’s for… Best Grandma? Unfortunately it’s not even made out of gold, it’s just gold-painted bronze. 63. Extremely Spicy Mapo Tofu - So spicy that people call it the "killer" Mapo Tofu, with an unearthly taste hidden behind the onslaught of spiciness. 20. Blobfish Kigurumi - No one asked for this. No one needed to bring this into the world. 55. Pep Bar - Sort of a combination energy and candy bar? Guaranteed to put a pep in your step! 22. Weirdly Specific T-Shirt - Hang on, how many people does this actually apply to? Also it’s like size XXXL. Fancy Clothing - It looks like some sort of white fancy suit for men; particularly for a tall one. It also has quite a few intricate golden details on the front of it - an outfit that may be more or less perfect for someone from Rena, or...for other reasons entirely. (Courtesy of Vholran) 01. Donut - These donuts are great! Jelly-filled are my favorite! Which is to say yes, this is a single jelly-filled donut. It doesn’t even look suspiciously like any other kind of food. 38. Origami Instructions - A book of instructions on how to fold paper into cool things! Unfortunately, it doesn’t actually come with any paper. 16. Toy Laser Sword - A toy sword handle with a collapsible blade in one of several different colors! Not affiliated with any existing multimedia franchise. 51. Foam Dart Pistol - A small pistol that uses pressurized air to shoot foam darts! No notable brand, but it works well enough. 33. Trust Exercises and You! - A thorough guide to conducting, coordinating, and adjudicating exercises from the classic trust fall to the more advanced. Be the self-made king of your workplace and transmit all your good vibes with this book from wordsmith and morale expert… the name seems to have been blacked out? 35. Plastic Mask - For when you want to look… Handsome.
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74. Those Who Sunbathe In The Dark - A beach towel with an interesting design.
15. 9999 in 1 Game Device - A handheld device for playing retro games! There’s actually only about twenty, they just repeat in the menu until they reach 9999. Also they all suck.
Raccaccoonie - The heartwarming tale of a young man learning how to spin an egg on a spatula with the help of the raccoon under his chef's hat. Is there even anything here that can play a blu-ray? (A blu-ray player will appear in the theater).
31. Hand Bra - Who the heck left this in here? It almost seems like it belongs in a whole other world.
11. Non-Descript Golden Man Award - A gold statue of a blank man, sized to be held in one hand! A sign on the bottom says it’s for… Best Grandma? Unfortunately it’s not even made out of gold, it’s just gold-painted bronze.
63. Extremely Spicy Mapo Tofu - So spicy that people call it the "killer" Mapo Tofu, with an unearthly taste hidden behind the onslaught of spiciness.
20. Blobfish Kigurumi - No one asked for this. No one needed to bring this into the world.
55. Pep Bar - Sort of a combination energy and candy bar? Guaranteed to put a pep in your step!
22. Weirdly Specific T-Shirt - Hang on, how many people does this actually apply to? Also it’s like size XXXL.
Fancy Clothing - It looks like some sort of white fancy suit for men; particularly for a tall one. It also has quite a few intricate golden details on the front of it - an outfit that may be more or less perfect for someone from Rena, or...for other reasons entirely. (Courtesy of Vholran)
01. Donut - These donuts are great! Jelly-filled are my favorite! Which is to say yes, this is a single jelly-filled donut. It doesn’t even look suspiciously like any other kind of food.
38. Origami Instructions - A book of instructions on how to fold paper into cool things! Unfortunately, it doesn’t actually come with any paper.
16. Toy Laser Sword - A toy sword handle with a collapsible blade in one of several different colors! Not affiliated with any existing multimedia franchise.
51. Foam Dart Pistol - A small pistol that uses pressurized air to shoot foam darts! No notable brand, but it works well enough.
33. Trust Exercises and You! - A thorough guide to conducting, coordinating, and adjudicating exercises from the classic trust fall to the more advanced. Be the self-made king of your workplace and transmit all your good vibes with this book from wordsmith and morale expert… the name seems to have been blacked out?
35. Plastic Mask - For when you want to look… Handsome.