13. A Gallon of Seawater - Literally just some seawater spills out onto the floor from the mouth of the vending machine. Why this? 20. Blobfish Kigurumi - No one asked for this. No one needed to bring this into the world. 70. “Deluxe Letter Opener” - A one-and-a-half handed sword of decent make! For when you want to go Medieval on someone. 46. An Egg - Can the vending machine offer you one of these in this trying time? Hard-boiled, at least. 46. An Egg - Can the vending machine offer you one of these in this trying time? Hard-boiled, at least. 38. Origami Instructions - A book of instructions on how to fold paper into cool things! Unfortunately, it doesn’t actually come with any paper. Blake: A real and not mythical penguin dressed in a teal Blake Bortles jersey. What a cute little guy! (Courtesy of Jason) 15. 9999 in 1 Game Device - A handheld device for playing retro games! There’s actually only about twenty, they just repeat in the menu until they reach 9999. Also they all suck. 30. I Can’t Believe it’s Not Margarine! - A single stick of unsalted butter. Better refrigerate it. 34. Charlie Pants - A doll of a just wildly creepy-looking clown.
CONGRATULATIONS
20. Blobfish Kigurumi - No one asked for this. No one needed to bring this into the world.
70. “Deluxe Letter Opener” - A one-and-a-half handed sword of decent make! For when you want to go Medieval on someone.
46. An Egg - Can the vending machine offer you one of these in this trying time? Hard-boiled, at least.
46. An Egg - Can the vending machine offer you one of these in this trying time? Hard-boiled, at least.
38. Origami Instructions - A book of instructions on how to fold paper into cool things! Unfortunately, it doesn’t actually come with any paper.
Blake: A real and not mythical penguin dressed in a teal Blake Bortles jersey. What a cute little guy! (Courtesy of Jason)
15. 9999 in 1 Game Device - A handheld device for playing retro games! There’s actually only about twenty, they just repeat in the menu until they reach 9999. Also they all suck.
30. I Can’t Believe it’s Not Margarine! - A single stick of unsalted butter. Better refrigerate it.
34. Charlie Pants - A doll of a just wildly creepy-looking clown.