18. Wizard Hat - A big pointy blue and silver hat! For commanding mystical energies, or maybe just looking like a dork. 10. Mango - A relatively high-quality mango, which might be surprising the longer into this whole thing you get one out of the machine. You could make a religion out of this. 70. “Deluxe Letter Opener” - A one-and-a-half handed sword of decent make! For when you want to go Medieval on someone. 41. “Letter Opener” - A serrated combat knife that wouldn’t be out of place trying to survive in the wilderness. 33. Trust Exercises and You! - A thorough guide to conducting, coordinating, and adjudicating exercises from the classic trust fall to the more advanced. Be the self-made king of your workplace and transmit all your good vibes with this book from wordsmith and morale expert… the name seems to have been blacked out? 12. Live Bait - A styrofoam cup just… full of worms. In case you want to go fishing, or pull a really mean prank! Welsper: A plush of a black cat with a distinctive forehead mark. There's a slight feeling like you want to bully this cat. 48. Incredible Soaking Device - A water gun! Surely you will all be very responsible with this. 03. Tea Variety Pack - An assortment of different teas, mostly green tea blends. If you find one you like, better hope another one of these drops, because there’s only one of each in here! 14. Coconut - It’s a coconut. Secretly, as a food famous for floating, it’s suffering more than any of you, but it refuses to complain…
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10. Mango - A relatively high-quality mango, which might be surprising the longer into this whole thing you get one out of the machine. You could make a religion out of this.
70. “Deluxe Letter Opener” - A one-and-a-half handed sword of decent make! For when you want to go Medieval on someone.
41. “Letter Opener” - A serrated combat knife that wouldn’t be out of place trying to survive in the wilderness.
33. Trust Exercises and You! - A thorough guide to conducting, coordinating, and adjudicating exercises from the classic trust fall to the more advanced. Be the self-made king of your workplace and transmit all your good vibes with this book from wordsmith and morale expert… the name seems to have been blacked out?
12. Live Bait - A styrofoam cup just… full of worms. In case you want to go fishing, or pull a really mean prank!
Welsper: A plush of a black cat with a distinctive forehead mark. There's a slight feeling like you want to bully this cat.
48. Incredible Soaking Device - A water gun! Surely you will all be very responsible with this.
03. Tea Variety Pack - An assortment of different teas, mostly green tea blends. If you find one you like, better hope another one of these drops, because there’s only one of each in here!
14. Coconut - It’s a coconut. Secretly, as a food famous for floating, it’s suffering more than any of you, but it refuses to complain…