15. 9999 in 1 Game Device - A handheld device for playing retro games! There’s actually only about twenty, they just repeat in the menu until they reach 9999. Also they all suck. 66. Teacher of the Year Plaque - It's a wooden plaque with a red apple on it, proclaiming someone named William Schuester the Teacher of the Year in 2012...except there's sloppy quotes carved around the word Teacher. How rude! 34. Charlie Pants - A doll of a just wildly creepy-looking clown. 32. Bootleg Bear Plush - A plush of some strange bear that’s black on its right side and white on its left, with one poorly-stitched red eye. Who is he? Why is he here? He has a terrible aura... 03. Tea Variety Pack - An assortment of different teas, mostly green tea blends. If you find one you like, better hope another one of these drops, because there’s only one of each in here! 37. Do-It-Yourself Mime Kit - A very fancy makeup kit! All in shades of white and black. If being a mime isn’t your thing, it might Miraculously help you fit in with a different group of people… 31. Hand Bra - Who the heck left this in here? It almost seems like it belongs in a whole other world. 57. Atlas Shrugged - A hardbound copy of Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand! Makes for poor reading, but fantastic kindling! 35. Plastic Mask - For when you want to look… Handsome. 17. Rations - A set of military rations. At least they’ll never go bad?
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66. Teacher of the Year Plaque - It's a wooden plaque with a red apple on it, proclaiming someone named William Schuester the Teacher of the Year in 2012...except there's sloppy quotes carved around the word Teacher. How rude!
34. Charlie Pants - A doll of a just wildly creepy-looking clown.
32. Bootleg Bear Plush - A plush of some strange bear that’s black on its right side and white on its left, with one poorly-stitched red eye. Who is he? Why is he here? He has a terrible aura...
03. Tea Variety Pack - An assortment of different teas, mostly green tea blends. If you find one you like, better hope another one of these drops, because there’s only one of each in here!
37. Do-It-Yourself Mime Kit - A very fancy makeup kit! All in shades of white and black. If being a mime isn’t your thing, it might Miraculously help you fit in with a different group of people…
31. Hand Bra - Who the heck left this in here? It almost seems like it belongs in a whole other world.
57. Atlas Shrugged - A hardbound copy of Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand! Makes for poor reading, but fantastic kindling!
35. Plastic Mask - For when you want to look… Handsome.
17. Rations - A set of military rations. At least they’ll never go bad?