69. A Cool Refreshing Beverage - Nice! 25. Bathrobe - A cheap deep red bathrobe, for when you want to look classy in your study but you just aren’t the kind of person with money for things like “a study” or “books” or “quality fabric.” Crystal Ball: A broken crystal ball held together with adhesive tape. The previous owner used this item to predict the future. 30 percent of the time, he was accurate 100 percent of the time. 55. Pep Bar - Sort of a combination energy and candy bar? Guaranteed to put a pep in your step! 36. Shovel - A normal shovel. For digging. You know, with all the dirt you have access to. 20. Blobfish Kigurumi - No one asked for this. No one needed to bring this into the world. 09. Marionette - An intricate and complex puppet that either looks creepy or cool, depending on your point of view. Surprisingly fun to mix and match with each other! 27. Gingerbread House - A whole elegantly designed gingerbread house with all kinds of candy accents. 11. Non-Descript Golden Man Award - A gold statue of a blank man, sized to be held in one hand! A sign on the bottom says it’s for… Best Grandma? Unfortunately it’s not even made out of gold, it’s just gold-painted bronze. 54. _____ in Wonderland - A copy of Alice in Wonderland, except Alice’s name has been replaced with yours. That’s the power of public domain, baby.
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25. Bathrobe - A cheap deep red bathrobe, for when you want to look classy in your study but you just aren’t the kind of person with money for things like “a study” or “books” or “quality fabric.”
Crystal Ball: A broken crystal ball held together with adhesive tape. The previous owner used this item to predict the future. 30 percent of the time, he was accurate 100 percent of the time.
55. Pep Bar - Sort of a combination energy and candy bar? Guaranteed to put a pep in your step!
36. Shovel - A normal shovel. For digging. You know, with all the dirt you have access to.
20. Blobfish Kigurumi - No one asked for this. No one needed to bring this into the world.
09. Marionette - An intricate and complex puppet that either looks creepy or cool, depending on your point of view. Surprisingly fun to mix and match with each other!
27. Gingerbread House - A whole elegantly designed gingerbread house with all kinds of candy accents.
11. Non-Descript Golden Man Award - A gold statue of a blank man, sized to be held in one hand! A sign on the bottom says it’s for… Best Grandma? Unfortunately it’s not even made out of gold, it’s just gold-painted bronze.
54. _____ in Wonderland - A copy of Alice in Wonderland, except Alice’s name has been replaced with yours. That’s the power of public domain, baby.