25. Bathrobe - A cheap deep red bathrobe, for when you want to look classy in your study but you just aren’t the kind of person with money for things like “a study” or “books” or “quality fabric.” 04. Hand-Made Paper - Just a loose stack of really fancy bespoke paper! To make those letters you write in case of your death really pop, you know? 40. Pin-Up Calendar? - A calendar for the year 1965, featuring lurid pictures of… large men in full diving suits? 65. Clue Bottle - Bouncing bottles that always make an annoying tinkling sound. Bust thirty open to get the combination to a safe! 57. Atlas Shrugged - A hardbound copy of Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand! Makes for poor reading, but fantastic kindling! 06. Ten-Gallon Hat - A hat perfect for wearing in a western - or on stage singing country music. Yeehaw! N25 Song: A CD with a random Nightcord at 25:00 song on it. 25. Bathrobe - A cheap deep red bathrobe, for when you want to look classy in your study but you just aren’t the kind of person with money for things like “a study” or “books” or “quality fabric.” 20. Blobfish Kigurumi - No one asked for this. No one needed to bring this into the world. 05. Life-Sized Stuffed Penguin - A stuffed penguin about a foot and a half tall. Looks almost real, but is almost unbelievably soft. Kunai: A belt of six throwing knives. Very Naruto. 11. Non-Descript Golden Man Award - A gold statue of a blank man, sized to be held in one hand! A sign on the bottom says it’s for… Best Grandma? Unfortunately it’s not even made out of gold, it’s just gold-painted bronze. 14. Coconut - It’s a coconut. Secretly, as a food famous for floating, it’s suffering more than any of you, but it refuses to complain… Prom Crown: A gold crown, set with numerous rare gems, fit for a queen. Yet, on the outside are the words "Prom Queen." The gold and gems might not be real... 10. Mango - A relatively high-quality mango, which might be surprising the longer into this whole thing you get one out of the machine. You could make a religion out of this. 38. Origami Instructions - A book of instructions on how to fold paper into cool things! Unfortunately, it doesn’t actually come with any paper. 31. Hand Bra - Who the heck left this in here? It almost seems like it belongs in a whole other world.
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04. Hand-Made Paper - Just a loose stack of really fancy bespoke paper! To make those letters you write in case of your death really pop, you know?
40. Pin-Up Calendar? - A calendar for the year 1965, featuring lurid pictures of… large men in full diving suits?
65. Clue Bottle - Bouncing bottles that always make an annoying tinkling sound. Bust thirty open to get the combination to a safe!
57. Atlas Shrugged - A hardbound copy of Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand! Makes for poor reading, but fantastic kindling!
06. Ten-Gallon Hat - A hat perfect for wearing in a western - or on stage singing country music. Yeehaw!
N25 Song: A CD with a random Nightcord at 25:00 song on it.
25. Bathrobe - A cheap deep red bathrobe, for when you want to look classy in your study but you just aren’t the kind of person with money for things like “a study” or “books” or “quality fabric.”
20. Blobfish Kigurumi - No one asked for this. No one needed to bring this into the world.
05. Life-Sized Stuffed Penguin - A stuffed penguin about a foot and a half tall. Looks almost real, but is almost unbelievably soft.
Kunai: A belt of six throwing knives. Very Naruto.
11. Non-Descript Golden Man Award - A gold statue of a blank man, sized to be held in one hand! A sign on the bottom says it’s for… Best Grandma? Unfortunately it’s not even made out of gold, it’s just gold-painted bronze.
14. Coconut - It’s a coconut. Secretly, as a food famous for floating, it’s suffering more than any of you, but it refuses to complain…
Prom Crown: A gold crown, set with numerous rare gems, fit for a queen. Yet, on the outside are the words "Prom Queen." The gold and gems might not be real...
10. Mango - A relatively high-quality mango, which might be surprising the longer into this whole thing you get one out of the machine. You could make a religion out of this.
38. Origami Instructions - A book of instructions on how to fold paper into cool things! Unfortunately, it doesn’t actually come with any paper.
31. Hand Bra - Who the heck left this in here? It almost seems like it belongs in a whole other world.