59. VILE-Brand Pen - A souvenir waterproof pen with the acronym VILE on it. Great for signing checks! 22. Weirdly Specific T-Shirt - Hang on, how many people does this actually apply to? Also it’s like size XXXL. 61. Radio Play - A Fontaine Futuristics Accu-Vox recording featuring part of a serialized adventure. 04. Hand-Made Paper - Just a loose stack of really fancy bespoke paper! To make those letters you write in case of your death really pop, you know? 47. Snow Globe - A souvenir from… it looks like a lifeless cliff somewhere? Perfect to put on a shelf and look at once in a while. 06. Ten-Gallon Hat - A hat perfect for wearing in a western - or on stage singing country music. Yeehaw! 21. Labcoat - A standard white labcoat, perfect for pretending you’re a lab assistant to some kind of professor! 41. “Letter Opener” - A serrated combat knife that wouldn’t be out of place trying to survive in the wilderness. Pig - It's just a pig. Is this thing even allowed to be here?
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22. Weirdly Specific T-Shirt - Hang on, how many people does this actually apply to? Also it’s like size XXXL.
61. Radio Play - A Fontaine Futuristics Accu-Vox recording featuring part of a serialized adventure.
04. Hand-Made Paper - Just a loose stack of really fancy bespoke paper! To make those letters you write in case of your death really pop, you know?
47. Snow Globe - A souvenir from… it looks like a lifeless cliff somewhere? Perfect to put on a shelf and look at once in a while.
06. Ten-Gallon Hat - A hat perfect for wearing in a western - or on stage singing country music. Yeehaw!
21. Labcoat - A standard white labcoat, perfect for pretending you’re a lab assistant to some kind of professor!
41. “Letter Opener” - A serrated combat knife that wouldn’t be out of place trying to survive in the wilderness.
Pig - It's just a pig. Is this thing even allowed to be here?