28. Freeze-Dried Ice Cream - Pretend you’re an astronaut! Only available in vanilla, but there's an ad on the back for other flavors. 26. Distinguished Dress - A beautiful, beautiful… article of clothing. 50. Corkboard - A small bulletin board with some pins stuck into it! Perfect for making intricate displays about how everything’s connected, or about non-existent workers in the building you work at. 41. “Letter Opener” - A serrated combat knife that wouldn’t be out of place trying to survive in the wilderness. 54. _____ in Wonderland - A copy of Alice in Wonderland, except Alice’s name has been replaced with yours. That’s the power of public domain, baby. 56. Stuffed Big Daddy - A stuffed toy shaped like… a huge man with a drill for a hand? Don’t worry, he’s soft! Elvis Costume - A gemstone-studded pantsuit reminiscent of the style Elvis used to wear. Comes with a short pink wig and a set of rhinestone face gems for some reason. 06. Ten-Gallon Hat - A hat perfect for wearing in a western - or on stage singing country music. Yeehaw! 26. Distinguished Dress - A beautiful, beautiful… article of clothing. 33. Trust Exercises and You! - A thorough guide to conducting, coordinating, and adjudicating exercises from the classic trust fall to the more advanced. Be the self-made king of your workplace and transmit all your good vibes with this book from wordsmith and morale expert… the name seems to have been blacked out?
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26. Distinguished Dress - A beautiful, beautiful… article of clothing.
50. Corkboard - A small bulletin board with some pins stuck into it! Perfect for making intricate displays about how everything’s connected, or about non-existent workers in the building you work at.
41. “Letter Opener” - A serrated combat knife that wouldn’t be out of place trying to survive in the wilderness.
54. _____ in Wonderland - A copy of Alice in Wonderland, except Alice’s name has been replaced with yours. That’s the power of public domain, baby.
56. Stuffed Big Daddy - A stuffed toy shaped like… a huge man with a drill for a hand? Don’t worry, he’s soft!
Elvis Costume - A gemstone-studded pantsuit reminiscent of the style Elvis used to wear. Comes with a short pink wig and a set of rhinestone face gems for some reason.
06. Ten-Gallon Hat - A hat perfect for wearing in a western - or on stage singing country music. Yeehaw!
26. Distinguished Dress - A beautiful, beautiful… article of clothing.
33. Trust Exercises and You! - A thorough guide to conducting, coordinating, and adjudicating exercises from the classic trust fall to the more advanced. Be the self-made king of your workplace and transmit all your good vibes with this book from wordsmith and morale expert… the name seems to have been blacked out?