Cruger (Doggy) - A big mutt of a dog, mostly blueish with a white belly. He’s very friendly, and looking at him makes you want to do better! … And pet him. 64. Eau de Seduction- An extremely pungent men's cologne in a purple vial. Supposed to make the wearer irresistible, but would probably be more effective as a chemical weapon. Synthesizer: For making your very own music! Virtual singers not included. 59. VILE-Brand Pen - A souvenir waterproof pen with the acronym VILE on it. Great for signing checks! 42. “Almond Flavoring” - A tightly-sealed vial of some kind of powder with a skull and crossbones on it and a very direct warning label informing the reader that it’s Literally Just Cyanide. 06. Ten-Gallon Hat - A hat perfect for wearing in a western - or on stage singing country music. Yeehaw! 25. Bathrobe - A cheap deep red bathrobe, for when you want to look classy in your study but you just aren’t the kind of person with money for things like “a study” or “books” or “quality fabric.” 24. Punk Jeans - A pair of black skinny jeans torn and safety pinned back together so thoroughly, you’re not sure how much of the fabric is left. But hey, they fit! 52. Funko Pop - A Funko Pop of one of your loved ones, namely Peregrine Wells! Collect them all! 14. Coconut - It’s a coconut. Secretly, as a food famous for floating, it’s suffering more than any of you, but it refuses to complain…
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64. Eau de Seduction- An extremely pungent men's cologne in a purple vial. Supposed to make the wearer irresistible, but would probably be more effective as a chemical weapon.
Synthesizer: For making your very own music! Virtual singers not included.
59. VILE-Brand Pen - A souvenir waterproof pen with the acronym VILE on it. Great for signing checks!
42. “Almond Flavoring” - A tightly-sealed vial of some kind of powder with a skull and crossbones on it and a very direct warning label informing the reader that it’s Literally Just Cyanide.
06. Ten-Gallon Hat - A hat perfect for wearing in a western - or on stage singing country music. Yeehaw!
25. Bathrobe - A cheap deep red bathrobe, for when you want to look classy in your study but you just aren’t the kind of person with money for things like “a study” or “books” or “quality fabric.”
24. Punk Jeans - A pair of black skinny jeans torn and safety pinned back together so thoroughly, you’re not sure how much of the fabric is left. But hey, they fit!
52. Funko Pop - A Funko Pop of one of your loved ones, namely Peregrine Wells! Collect them all!
14. Coconut - It’s a coconut. Secretly, as a food famous for floating, it’s suffering more than any of you, but it refuses to complain…