44. “Personal Space Reminder” - A small handheld device that, when you press a button, generates an external current of electricity. Could be dangerous if you touched someone with the electric parts!
56. Stuffed Big Daddy - A stuffed toy shaped like… a huge man with a drill for a hand? Don’t worry, he’s soft!
48. Incredible Soaking Device - A water gun! Surely you will all be very responsible with this.
10. Mango - A relatively high-quality mango, which might be surprising the longer into this whole thing you get one out of the machine. You could make a religion out of this.
27. Gingerbread House - A whole elegantly designed gingerbread house with all kinds of candy accents.
27. Gingerbread House - A whole elegantly designed gingerbread house with all kinds of candy accents.
07. Nisse - A stuffed friend for the holidays, or really any other time of the year - Gaze upon it, love it, take it home.
14. Coconut - It’s a coconut. Secretly, as a food famous for floating, it’s suffering more than any of you, but it refuses to complain…
23. Wetsuit - A full skintight wetsuit! Somehow, despite the random nature of the vending machine, it fits you perfectly.
12. Live Bait - A styrofoam cup just… full of worms. In case you want to go fishing, or pull a really mean prank!